skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(via sunflowers-eyes)

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

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notenoughtosurvive:

I have not touched any butts in a long time.

This saddens me. 

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via notenoughtosurvive)

christiannovelli:

COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!

(Source: christiannovelli, via notenoughtosurvive)