professorjoke:

lalibertarienne:

officialhuenghi:

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

or Grammy

You mean Oscar

Yeah but he doesn’t have a Grammy either

(via thatshitaintpunk)

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

(via thatshitaintpunk)

projects at the end of the school year

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(Source: otterboxes, via thatshitaintpunk)

With all this fever in my mind, 

I could drown in your kerosene eyes

Oh, you’re just a riddle in the sky

Oh, where do my bluebirds fly?”

-Where do my bluebird fly, The Tallest Man on Earth